Lauren Christiansen is a fiction and non-fiction writer. She graduated from Williams College with a B.A. in English and a Certificate in German and has also studied English at the University of Edinburgh.

As an artist, Lauren does what she pleases and is insecure about it. She devotes regular time to maintaining a persona on Facebook that is in the process of being turned into a feature piece.

In her personal life, Lauren dabbles heavily in foreign language, notably conversational French and German, and ages 0-3 Swedish. Her other hobbies include opening many tabs with articles to read “for later”, mediocre photoshopping, and eating chips straight out of the bag.

All images and writing on this site are Lauren Christiansen’s unless otherwise stated. Work may not be copied, reproduced, republished, etc without her express written permission.

Liberty University Commencement Speech

2017 – Commence
Today’s submission comes from Carolyn Stallard: teacher, musician, life learner.

Direction of piece: We are in 2017 and we can complain about what’s happening, or we can make the best of it.

Original source: http://time.com/4778240/donald-trump-liberty-university-speech-transcript/

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Remarks by President Trump to the People of Poland 7/6

or, may we enter in ash and exit in honey

full speech here

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making our military strong again

submission from:
Ryan / a writer and angry cross-dresser who is moving to Paris.
thank you so much to ryan for this rockin poem and i’m stoked to keep getting submissions and as a reminder they are always open, even if you’ve already submitted before!!!!

5/4 Healthcare Announcement

Submission from

Sarah Fleming: mathematician, daughter, DIY goddess worshipper

original text found here

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i frickin’ love this

thank you sarah!!!!! and yes, submissions are still open to anyone who wants to make an erasure please go for it


Excerpt from an AP interview, in the style of a breakup

full interview from april 23, 2017 available from the ap here

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North America’s Building Trades Unions Nat’l Legislative Conference

original text: Remarks by President Trump at 2017 North America’s Building Trades Unions National Legislative Conference

today’s submission brought to you by: Aaron Karp, musician and computer scientist, trying to make pretty beeps and boops. (www.aaronmkarp.com)

thanks for the submission Aaron and anyone who wants to follow in his brave footsteps, submissions are, as always, still open.


“I Love But I’m Scared”





shout out again to Aaron for this addition to the project, and for labeling his submission images in page order — really appreciate it, man.